1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

3. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!

4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

5. I know when you`ve been bad or good--so let`s skip the small talk, sister!

6. Some of my best toys run on batteries...

7. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that`s what the Mrs. calls it)

8. I see you when you`re sleeping -- and you don`t wear any underwear, do you?

9. Screw the "nice" list -- I`ve got you on my "naughty" list!

10. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?