1. "I'm down here"

2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"

3. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi"

4. "I can get you off the naughty list"

5. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys"

6. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."

7. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler"

8. "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man"

9. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig"

10. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"