* A very good front-end fall into - 'Power Builder'. 

* A very good back-end - 'Sybase'. 

* Both front-end and back-end are reasonably good - 'Oracle'. 

* Uttermost feminine qualities - 'C++'. 

* Beautiful features and with the passage of time still attractive -'UNIX'. 

* Though very attractive once, now not so charming - 'Ingress'. 

* Beautiful receptionist - 'Desktop'. 

* Beautiful personal secretary - 'Laptop'. 

* Go with everyone who desires - 'Client-server'. 

* Stick to one and only one person at a time - 'DOS'. 

* Functionally Attractive and explosive features - 'SAP' 

* Can handle large stuff, but still stable - 'IDMS' 

* Looks good, but problematic when you handle - 'DB2' 

* Flat Back-end and Front-end, but still woman - 'IMS' and, can't escape because I am using it now... 

* Women, I mean, Windows 95/NT/whatever..., can't leave them, can't live without them, and can't kill them.