An attractive woman goes up to the bar
in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over
immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring
his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his
beard, which is full and bushy.
"Are you the Manager?" she asks, softly
stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me - I need to speak
to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't." breathes the barman-clearly
aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a
message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth
and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him that there is no toilet paper
in the ladies room."
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