There was this guy jogging down the beach.

He came across this lady sitting on the beach, she spoke to him, " I have no arms and no legs, and because of this I have never danced with someone before"

The man thought hard and long and replied, "I'll dance with with, I can just pick you up and dance around"

So he did just that and after that he kept jogging around the beach. He made another pass and he saw that the girl was crying now, he asked, "Why are you crying?"

She replied, "since I have no arm and no legs I have never been kissed before"

The man again thought long and hard and then said, " I guess I can kiss you, if it will stop you from crying anymore" So he kissed her and kept on jogging around the beach.

On his next pass he saw that the girl was still crying. Again he asked, "Why are you still crying?"

The girl looked up and said, " Since I have no arms or legs I have never been screwed before"

Once again the man thought long and hard.

When he came to the conclusion, he picked the girl up and threw her in the water and said, " There your screwed now!!!"