2) PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. 

3) Men that slept around would come with records, just like guys keep maintenance records on cars. 

4) Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets. 

5) Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds. 

6) Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime. 

7) Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity and men would be required to go to clothing stores or malls to help women pick out new outfits. 

8) Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit. 

9) Men would have to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures. 

10) Men would be required to learn phrases like "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit". 

11) All toilet seats would be nailed down. 

12) TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute. 

13) All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.