A few housewives were sitting around the
table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said,
"My husband just won't go to church with me, I think he's going to go to
Hell."
This led to talk around the table and it
was generally agreed that, for one reason or another, all the husbands
were going to end up in Hell. So, then the housewives started speculating
about themselves. One woman said, "I try to be good - I'm sure I'll make
it to Heaven."
Another one said, "No, I did this bad thing,
I won't make it."
Then they noticed that one of the ladies
wasn't saying anything. And they looked at her and said, "You're such a
nice lady, surely you're going to Heaven?"
"Not me," she says, "First thing in the
morning, I'm going to buy me a ticket straight to Hell!"
They were shocked and asked, "Why?"
"Well, you don't expect me to live in a
world without men, do you?"
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