(2)  What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 

(3)  Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway. 

(4)  Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 

(5)  A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh alright, I'll stay the night". 

(6)  The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of a "former boyfriend".