An old lady is in her rocking chair rocking
on the porch, reflecting on her long life, when - all of a sudden - a fairy
godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted
three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess
I would like to be really rich."
*** POOF ***
Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
*** POOF ***
She turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman's cat wanders across
the porch in front of them. "Ooooh - can you change him into a handsome
prince?" she asks.
*** POOF ***
There before her stands a young man more
handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten.
With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and
whispers in here ear: "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered..."
"ME OWWWWWW..."
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