This guy dies and goes to hell. Once he
gets to the gates there is a Matr'D there waiting to greet him. "Welcome
to Hell" he said in a happy voice. The guy seemed rather puzzled but went
on with his eternity and walked in. "How was your trip? Not too hard on
ya I hope." said the Matr'D. "It was OK." said the guy still a little puzzled.
"Well OK here's the grand tour." the Matr'D
continued, "Over here we have an all night casino where you always win.
Over there is the hotel where you will be spending your eternity, furnished
with all the luxuries you can possibly dream of. And in the back there
is an all night restaurant filled with all the most beautiful women you
can imagine and are ready to do your every bidding and of course the food
is great also."
"Now WAIT a minute!" said the guy completely
confused. "Yes?" said the Matr'D. "This is hell right? This is MY eternity,
full of everything I ever wanted? I thought Hell was supposed to suck ass
or something." "Well...heaven has greater and better things than us down
here, but they are basically the same thing." said the Matr'D. Still puzzled
the guy continues to walk down the road. Then he comes across this pit
of fire and screaming and such other unpleasant things. At this the guy
got a little bit worried and asked, "WHAT is THAT??" "Oh that." said the
Matr'D nonchalantly, "That is the quote 'fire and brimstone' room. Eh it's
for those Baptists, shit, that's what they wanted..."
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