Pollution
Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven,
talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about
mankind's filthy ways. Jesus says he's going to pop down to Skegness
to see the situation for himself, and Paul agrees to join him. When
they get there, Jesus asks what the huge metal pipe is for.
Paul tells him it's used to take human waste out to sea where the muck
kills dolphins, so Jesus decides to take action and strides across the
waves. Walking alongside, Paul is soon knee-deep in filthy water,
while Jesus scoots along on top of the sea. Ever hopeful of some
help he slogs on, and Jesus keeps walking on water... but soon the water
is up to Paul's chin. "Master," he calls, "I will follow you anywhere,
but I'm up to my neck in shitty water and I think I'm going to drown."
At this Jesus stops walking and looks at Paul. "Well," he says, "why
don't you just walk on the pipe like me, you silly prick?"
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