One day, Superman was flying around and had a sudden urge to get laid.

At that moment, he saw Wonder Woman laying out in the field naked.

Superman thought to himself 'I can use my super speed and fuck her without her noticing'

So Superman goes at super speed, got laid, and flew away satisfied.

At that second Wonder Woman says, "Whoa what was that?!"

Invisible Man: I don't know but my ass sure does hurt!