FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS NOT DOING DISHES BUT IS WATCHING T.V.,BECAUSE THAT MEANS HE IS AT HOME AND NOT ON THE STREETS. 

FOR THE TAXES THAT I PAY,   BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I AM EMPLOYED. 

FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY, BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. 

FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG, BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT. 

FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK, BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE. 

FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING, BECAUSE IT   MEANS I HAVE A HOME. 

FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT,  BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. 

FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE  PARKING LOT, BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING  AND THAT I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION. 

FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL, BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM. 

FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH THAT SINGS OFF KEY,  BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I CAN HEAR. 

FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING,  BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR. 

FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY, BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD. 

FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OF IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS,  BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I AM ALIVE. 

AND FINALLY...

FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL,   BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.  :-)