25 Funny Things to Do In an Elevator :-

1. When somebody gets on, attack your face with your hand and start screaming, "DON'T WORRY!!! THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE!"

2. Walk up to somebody and ask, "Does my breath stink? I'm going to a job interview." Then breathe in their face.

3. Stand in the doorway and laugh in a stupid way at people until the doors close. When the doors close, stand in them and start screaming, but eventually get out of the way.

4. When somebody gets on, yell "YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!!!"

5. Ask if you can press the buttons for people. If they say yes, purposly press all of the wrong ones, usually taking them to the top floor.

6. If you have some spare time during the day, put on your nicest outfit and go to any place with an elevator and act as a lift attendant.

7. If the elevator is has carpet, get on and fall. Run out and get a "Caution: Wet Floor" sign off of a wet surface and stick it on the carpet.

8. Pull an EMPTY bottle of glue out of your briefcase and start sniffin'. Say "Ahhhh.... I think I'm gonna have a good day at work...."

9. When the elevator stops at your floor, instead of waiting for the doors to open, run into them head first.

10. When the elevator is almost full, pretend to go crazy.

11. With a bunch of people on the elevator, start cussing and pound on the walls. "DAMNIT! I FORGOT MY PENCIL AT HOME!!! HOW DO YOU STOP THIS THING?!"

12. Bring a guitar with you and start a sing-along.

13. Bring everything you need to make smores and hand them out to people. Pull out a match and light it. Tell everybody to gather around it and make their smores.

14. Ask anybody that walks on, "Hi, my name is (say your name now). Would you like to make a donation to the (say your name again) Foundation? It would be greatly appreciated."

15. Set up a card table inside with sticky name tags and ask people to make one.

16. Bring in a card table, a chair, a binder filled with blank paper, and a pen and ask anybody who gets on if they have an appointment.

17. Look at the wall for a couple seconds and start laughing.

18. Run around in circles a few times and then run into the wall.

19. Do Yoga inside and ask people to join you.

20. Bring some of your makeup in and ask men who get on if they want to try it.

21. Start a discussion with all of the people on the elevator. Ask stupid questions like, "Why don't men shave their legs?"

22. Raise your arm and start sniffing your armpit. Ask, "Do my feet smell?"

23. If somebody keeps staring at you, ask "WHAT?! Did I forget to put my makeup on this morning?!"

24. Walk around putting lipstick on and trip over your feet, making your lipstick go all over your face. Show no effort to get it off.

25. If two people are having a conversation, butt in and act like you knew what they were talking about all along. Stand there with an amazed look on your face and say "REALLY?!" Then walk away.