"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again, I come again, and pee twice. Den I come one lasta time." 

"You foul-mouthed swine!" interrupted the lady indignantly, "In this country we don't talk about sex in the public!" 

"Hey coola down lady," said the man, "Who's a talkin about sex? I'm a justa telling my frienda here how to spella Mississippi."