A Chinese couple while working in a Chinese restaurant, fall in love and get married - and she's a virgin.

On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring, "My darling, I know this is your first time and you are very frighten. I promise you, I will give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want ... What you want?"

"I wanta have number 69" she replies.

He looks at her very puzzled and says, "You want ... Beef with Broccoli?"