A Chinese man walked into a pub in New York with his pal.

He says to his pal, "Hey! That's Jurassic Park Director Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he'll come over to say hi".

Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a heavy punch on the nose.

"Hey!! What's that for?!"

"You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbour!"

"I'm not Japanese! I'm Chinese!"

"Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all the same!"

Spielberg walks back.

The Chinese man calmly walks over and gives Spielberg a really heavy punch on the face.

"What... !?!"

"YOU BLOODY AMERICAN! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!"

"No, no, an iceberg sank the Titanic!"

"Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you're all the same!"