10. A particular model year of car wouldn't
be available until AFTER that year, instead of before.
9. Every time they repainted the lines
on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.
8. Occasionally your car would just die
for no reason, you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you would
just accept this.
7. You could only have one person at a
time in your car, unless you bought a car '95 or a car NT, but then you'd
have to buy more seats.
6. Sun MotorSystems would make a car that
was solar powered, twice as reliable, 5 times as fast, but only ran on
5% of the roads.
5. The oil, alternator, gas, engine warning
lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
4. People would get excited about the "new"
features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available
in other brands for years.
3. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft
Gas (tm).
2. New seats will force everyone to have
the same size ass.
1. "WE'LL tell YOU where you want to go
today!"
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