Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan
greets him, 'Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be
your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar
all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous
and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.'
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire
in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured.
He then takes him to a massive colosseum
where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in
which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face,
sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's
delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says 'I'll
take this option.'
'Fine,' says Satan, allowing Bill to enter
the room.
Satan locks the room after Bill. As he
turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
'That was Bill Gates!' cried Lucifer. 'Why
did you give him the best place of all?'
'That's what everyone thinks,' snickered
Satan. 'The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't.'
'What about the PC?'
'It's got Windows 95!' laughed Satan. 'And
it's missing three keys.'
'Which three?'
'Control, Alt and Delete.'
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