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A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink
and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat
with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck.
Suddenly a really ugly man, and I mean R-E-A-L-L-Y
ugly man walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds
he is surrounded by women. Very soon he walks out of the bar with
the two of the most beautiful women you ever saw.
Disheartened by all this, the good looking
man asks the barman, 'Excuse me, but that really ugly man just
came in here and left with those two stunning women - what's his
secret? He's as ugly as sin and I'm everything a girl could want
but have not been able to connect all night - What's going on?'
'Well,' Said the Barman, 'I don't know how
he does it, but he does the same thing every night. He walks in,
orders a drink, and just sits there licking his eyebrows...'
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