Q) Why is a man like old age? 
A) They both come too soon. 

Q) Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner? 
A) In the www.sodamnfunny.com - Jokes of a romance novel. 

Q) What are the three types of men? 
A) The handsome, the caring and the majority. 

Q) What's the difference between a man and a chimpanzee? 
A) One is hairy, smelly and is always scratching his ass... and the other is a chimpanzee. 

Q) Is he reliable? 
A) Lets just say, whenever he wants me, there he is. 

Q) What's the nicest thing about a nudist wedding? 
A) You don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is. 

Q) What's the difference between a woman's zipper and a mans zipper? 
A) When a woman unzips her pants, her brains don't fall out! 

Q) Why every man need a wife? 
A) Because many things go wrong that he can't blame on the government...