A man was flying business class on a virgin atlantic flight and he noticed as he walked in there are two toilets, one for the men and one for women.

Halfway through the flight he calls over the stewardess and asks, "Can you tell me where the toilets are please?"

"I'm sorry but the gents toilets are full at the moment," she replied, "You're goin to have to wait."

"Well can i use the laidies then?...better there than on the floor!" He asks

The stewardess thinks for a while and says, "alright then but DONT PRESS THE BUTTONS!"

The man casually strolls to the laidies and walks in to find a lovely, gleaming toilet, with nice flowery wallpaper and soft opera music playing in the background. He thinks, 'BASTARDS'. Also there is a keypad with four buttons on it.

He sits down and does his business but curiosity gets the better of him, he thinks, 'i wonder what these buttons do'. He presses the 1st button thats marked WW and a jet of warm water comes out and cleans him off, he presses the 2nd thats marked WA and gusts of warm air come out and dry him off. He then presses the 3rd button thats marked PP and a power puff comes out and powders his arse a bit, then he presses the last one which is marked ATR, and he blacks out.

The next thing he knows hes ended up in hospital. He calls over the nurse and haggardly asks, "aaaarrrrrr what happened?"

"You've been a very naughty man, you went on virgin atlantic and pressed the buttons."

"Yeah i pressed that one, ATR was it?"

"Well that explains it then."

"Explains what?"

"That's the Automatic Tampon Remover, your penis is under the pillow."