70-year-old George went for his annual
physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said,
"George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally
and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good
relationship with your God?"
George replied, "God and me are tight.
He knows I have poor eyesight, so He's fixed it so that when I get up in
the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on
when I pee, and then poof! the light goes off when I'm done."
"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called
George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's
great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on
in the bathroom and then poof! the light goes off?"
George's wife exclaimed, "That old fool!
He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
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