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Man Scientific Analysis


Element Name: MAN

Symbol: XY

Atomic Weight: (180 50)

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO (Woman) any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with it. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

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