There was these three guys that were lucky enough to get a chance to have a go each of going down this magic slide.

The way the slide worked was that you slide down the slide and as you are sliding down the slide, you wish for something that you want, and when you reach the bottom you land on what ever it is that you wished for.

So there were these three guys, ready to slide down one at a time. The first guy starts sliding down and wishes to be rich. When he lands at the bottom of the slide, he is surrounded by riches.

The second guy slides down and wishes to be twice as rich as the first guy. As before, he reaches the bottom of the slide, but this time there is twice as much riches.

But this third guy was thick, he didn't understand the concept of the slide. Because he saw the other two guys slide down, he decides to slide down. But being a thick idiot, as he slides down he yells"WEEEEE!!!!"