Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy,
Bob. They loaded up Jack's station-wagon and headed north. After driving
for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into
a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could
spend the night.
"I'm recently widowed," she explained,
"and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy
to sleep in the barn."
Nine months later, Jack got a letter from
the widow's attorney. He called up his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you
remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle
of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"
"Yes, I have to admit that I did."
"Did you happen to use my name instead
of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turns red and he said, "Yeah,
I'm afraid I did."
"Well, thanks! She just died and left me
everything!"
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