A man desperate for a drink walks into the only bar open in town. As soon as he walkes in he knows it's a gay bar but he really wanted a drink. He sits down at the bar and a gay man walks up to him and asks him the name of his dick. The man refuses to tell him but the gay said he won't be able to order a drink if he doesn't tell him. The man has no other option but to tell but he asked to hear the gays name first. The gay said nike ya know just do it. The man says well mine is secret strong enough for a man but made for a woman now give me a drink!