A man is really poor. He only has two dollars so he goes to the liquor store and says to the man give me your cheapest wine. He gets it and falls down drunk in front of a gay bar. Two guys come out and do him up the ass and each of them give him five dollars and put it in his pocket.

He wakes up and finds the money and goes to the liquor store again and asks for the cheapest wine and he gets it. He falls down drunk in front of the gay bar again. All the people in the bar come out and they all do him up the ass. They all leave him five dollars.

He finds the money and goes to the liquor store and asks the bar man and says give me your finest wine. The man says to the guy if you don't mind me asking how come you went from our cheapest wine to our finest wine.

The guy says the cheapest wine was good but it is just ripping my ass hole apart.