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Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling
or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs
to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him
to a strip club.
The doorman at the club spots them and says
"Hey Roger! How are you tonight?" His wife, surprised, asks her
husband if he has been here before. "No, no. He's just one of
the guys I bowl with."
They are seated, and the waitress approaches,
sees Roger and says "Nice to see you, Roger. A gin and tonic as
usual?" His wife's eyes widen. "You must come here a lot!" "No,
no" says Roger "I just know her from volleyball."
Then a stripper walks up to the table. She
throws her arms around Roger and says "Roger! A table dance as
usual?" His wife, fuming, collects her things and storms out of
the bar.
Roger follows her and spots her getting into
a cab, so he jumps into the passenger seat. His wife looks at
him, seething with fury and lets Roger have it with both barrels.
At this moment, the cabby leans over and says
"Sure looks like you picked up a bitch tonight, Roger!"
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