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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their
honeymoons, where Dave took them all care of the Bellboy.
The first man married a nurse. Dave showed them to their room
and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to
be hot to trot".
The second man married a telephone operator. Dave showed them
to their room and thought to himself,"Wow, he's a lucky one. Telephone
operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top button...Va-voom.".
The third man married a schoolteacher. Dave showed them to their
room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty but teachers
are just too frigid".
The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning.
He expected only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any
minute and the other two would call much later in the day.
At 6:00 a.m., the telephone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting
breakfast. The nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped
back in shock. The man's pajamas were still pressed and his hair
nicely combed.
Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.".
The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I
heard last night was her nagging voice saying, "You're not
sanitary, you're not sanitary."'"
At 6:30 a.m., the telephone rang again. The telephone operator's
husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast as possible
hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped
back in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed
and pressed.
Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to
be as sexy as their voices."
The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator.
All I heard last night was her a nasal voice saying, "You're three
minutes are up, your three minutes are up.""
Dave went back down to the desk; just knowing the teacher's husband
would be calling any minute.
Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
Dave cannot believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couples
room. The man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock.
The man was wearing only his boxers, his hair was a mess, and
he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and legs.
Dave fearing the worst asked, " What happened to you? Did you
have a fight?"
The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry,
is sure to marry a schoolteacher. All I heard last night was her
sexy smooth voice saying "We are going to do this over and over,
until we get it right."
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