The director of the CIA has to test three
new agents, a 25-year-old, a 35-year-old, and a 45-year-old. He puts each
of their wives in a different room.
He hands the 25-year-old a gun and says,
"Go into the room and kill your wife." The 25-year-old says, "I can't do
it. I love her too much."
The director hands the gun to the 35-year-old
and says, "Go into the room and kill your wife." The 35-year-old goes into
the room, comes out after five minutes, and says, "I can't do it."
The director hands the gun to the 45-year-old
and says, "Go into the room and kill your wife." The 45-year-old goes into
the room. Three shots ring out, and then there's the sound of scuffling
and fighting.
The director runs into the room and sees
the wife dead on the floor. He says, "What happened?"
The 45-year-old says, "Some asshole put
blanks in the gun, so I had to choke her to death!"
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