This couple goes to an agricultural show
way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the
auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the
first bull to be auctioned off, "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced
60 times last year!"
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs
and comments, "See! That was more than 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold, "Another
fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year!"
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey,
that's some 5 times a month. What do you say to that?" Her husband is getting
really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale, "And this
extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and
yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about you?"
The husband was pretty irritated by now
and yells back, "Sure, once a day! Great! But, you ask the auctioneer if
they were all with the same cow!"
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