On their first night to be together, the
newly wedding couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom,
all showered and wearing her beautiful robe.
The proud husband says, "My dear, we are
married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe,
and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so
beautiful, let me take your picture."
Puzzled she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry
your beauty next to my heart forever".
She smiles and he takes her picture, and
then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe
and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe and she
exclaims, "Oh, oh, my darling, let me get a picture".
He beams and asks, "Why?"
She answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
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