Before wedding - 
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella" 
After wedding - 
"you are worse than godzila. " 

Before wedding - 
Roses are red, violets are blue 
Like it or not, I'm stuck with you 
After wedding - 
Roses are dead, I am blue 
You get on my head, I will sue you 

Before wedding - 
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La 
After wedding - 
You want to go, he says lei tang-la 

Before wedding - 
She enjoys his looks 
After wedding - 
She enjoys his cheque book 

Before wedding - 
Shopping at Sogo, Lot 10 and StarHill 
After wedding - 
Shopping at Pasar Malam at Chow Yang SS 2 

Before wedding - 
She looks like Anita Sarawak 
After wedding - 
Don't know whether katak or biawak 

Before wedding - 
Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill 
After wedding - 
Furthest you go is Gasing Hill 

Before wedding - 
He opens the car door 
After wedding - 
He opens his mouth and snores 

Before wedding - 
She / he was your ideal 
After wedding - 
She / he becomes your ordeal