A man and his four year old son are talking, when his son asks him "Dad, what does a pussy look like?"

The Dad confused, asks him " before or after sex?"

The kid says "Ummm before sex"

So the dad says to him "Well have u ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red peddles."

"yeah" says the son.

"well what about after sex" he says to his dad.

His dad replies " Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"