When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
Sara, Age 12

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
Rocky, Age 9

Don't flush the john when you dad's in the shower.
Lamar, Age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
Heather, Age 16

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
Michael, Age 14

Never try to baptize a cat.
Laura, Age 13

Never spit on a roller coaster.
Scott, Age 11

Stay away from prunes.
Randy, Age 9

Forget the cake, go for the icing.
Cynthia, Age 8