A boy named Robert was in school, he asks his teacher if he could go to the bathroom she said sure, thus he went to the bathroom and he went poop, but there was no toilet paper, so he wipes his butt with his hand.

He comes into class with his hand in a fist the teacher askes Robert what is in his hand, he said: "Its a little leprechan if i open my hand it will run away!"

She askes him again and he replies "Its a little leprechan if i open my hand it will run away!"

She said "OK Robert I'm gonna send you to the principals office!"

At the principal office, the principal askes robert the same question and again he said "It's a little leprechan if i open my hand it will run away!" The principal is very angry and send Robert home immediately.

Robert got home and his mother said "Robert what is in your hand?" and once again he said "Its a little leprechan if i open my hand it will run away!" She said "OK Robert i'll let your father deal with you when he gets home but for now go to your room!"

R obert's father comes home he askes the same question and again Robert said "It's a little leprechan if i open my hand it will run away!" His father was very angry and shouted "ROBERT WHAT IS IN YOUR HAND!!!!!!!!" Finally, Robert opens his hand and says "SEE DAD U SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!"