Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly
checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gynecologist how things looked.
He said he was pleased and that she is
in great shape but, that she was pregnant! She told the doctor there was
no way, but he said that she most definitely was a month pregnant.
Well, she stormed out of the office and
went to the receptionist and took the phone and called the White House.
When the operator answered she said that it was Hillary and that she wanted
to talk to Bill right away. Well they rang the oval office and Bill answered.
Hillary started screaming: "Do you know
what you did, you lousy jerk? You got me pregnant!!!"
The President remained silent.
Again, Hillary shouted, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU DID, YOU #$@? GOOD-FOR-NOTHING JERK? YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!!!"
Finally Bill answered, "Who is this?"
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