"Hurry!" she said to the repairman, "You'll have to hide... my husband is insanely jealous."

There was no time to run out the back door, so the repairman hid inside the TV console.

The husband walked in and sat down in his favorite chair to watch some football. Meanwhile, the repairman was inside the TV, all squashed up, and getting hotter and hotter. Finally, he couldn't stand it anymore. He climbed out, marched across the room and out the front door.

The husband looked at the TV set, looked at his wife, then looked back at the TV set again, and said, "I didn't see the referee send that guy off the field, did you?