John just graduated from clinical psychology
and opens his first office. After some successful advertising he is astounded
to have nearly 300 people wanting to be in group therapy. John decides
to rent a big hall and invite the entire group.
To break the ice, and to get the therapy
started, John decides to ask a show of hands how often the attendees had
sex.
He first asks for a show of hands of all
the people who had sex almost every night. A modest number of hands were
raised.
He then asks, how many had sex once a week?
This time a larger number of hands were raised.
John then asks how many had sex once or
twice a month? Again a few hands were raised.
After John polled his group several more
times he noticed one guy sitting off to the side with this huge beaming
grin on his face. John noticed that the guy never raised his hand, so he
asked him how often he had sex. The guy said, “Once a year!”
To John's dismay, he responds, “Why are
you so happy getting sex only once a year?”
The grinning guy responds, "Tonight’s the
night!"
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