The soldiers are tired and lonely after
spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them the Major called for
this HOT number from the nearby town.
She came, danced and when the first dance
was done, the soldiers went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.
For her second number she stripped and
danced in sheer bra and G strings. This time the applause went for 10 minutes.
The next number she danced topless, and
this time the applause went on and on. The Major had to come on stage and
ask them to quiet down for the grand finale.
For her last number, she was to strip completely
and dance naked. The Major expected the soldiers to make enough noise to
bring the roof down. But ten minutes later, there is no clapping and the
dancer comes backstage. The Major asks her, "What happened? How come there
was no clapping this time?"
She replied, "Major, how do you expect
those poor boys to clap with one hand?!!?"
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