80,000 blondes meet in Dublin for a "Blondes
Are Not Stupid Convention." The compere says "We are all here today to
prove to the world that blondes are not stupid.
Can I have a volunteer?" One blonde steps
up. The compere says to her "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds
she says "Eighteen." Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then
80,000 blondes start cheering "Give her another chance, give her another
chance." The compere says "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting
80,000 of you here and the world wide press, I guess we can give her another
chance."
So he says "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly
30 seconds she eventually says "Ninety?" The compere sighs - everyone is
crestfallen and the blonde starts crying and 80,000 girls start yelling
"Give her another chance, give her another chance."
The compere, unsure whether or not he is
doing more harm than damage, eventually says "Ok! One more chance. What
is 2 plus 2?" The girl closes her eyes and after a whole minute eventually
says "Four." Around the stadium 80,000 girls start yelling "Give her another
chance, give her another chance."
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