One day a blonde, burnette, and a red head found a genie bottle while hiking. The blonde rubbed it,and out popped a genie.

He said, "I will grant you each 1 wish" The genie also stated that you have to jump off the moutian while making your wish.

So the burnette went first. "I wish I was a bird" so she jumped off the cliff and turned into a beautiful bird and fly away.

The red head went next. "I wish I was an angle" So she jumped off the cliff and turned into a lovely angle and fly away.

Now it was the blonde's turn as she was making the wish she fell off the cliff and yelled,"Shit!" so she turned into a pile of smelly shit!