A blonde was driving back from the mall
when there was a terrible hail storm. Huge hail stones the size of golf
balls pelted her car leaving it full of dents. She drove to the body shop
and asked what she should do. The body man explained what needed to be
done and that it would cost at least $4,000 to repair. She said that was
too much and asked if there was some other way to fix it.
The body man decided to have a little fun
and said, "Well you could blow into the tail pipe real hard and they might
pop back out." She decided to give it a try before spending that much money.
She drove home and was in the garage with
her lips wrapped around the exhaust pipe when her blonde neighbor came
over to visit.
"What are you doing?" she shrieked thinking
the worst and thankful that she may have just prevented her friend from
committing suicide.
"I'm blowing into the tail pipe real hard
to pop all these dents out of my car," explained the first blonde.
"Well silly, it's not going to work," replied
her neighbor.
"Why not?" asked the first blonde.
"Because you've got to roll up the windows
first!"
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