A blonde walks into a beauty salon to
get a hair cut with headphones on. The hairdresser asks her to take them
off for the haircut and she replies, "I can't, I'll die." She proceeds
to cut her hair and it looks awful.
Six weeks later the same blonde comes in
for another haircut. The hairdresser pleads with her, "Please take your
headphones off - I can make your hair look beautiful." Once again the blonde
replies, "I can't, I'll die". So she receives another awful haircut.
Six weeks later the blonde show up at the
salon and once again the hairdresser says, "Please take your headphones
off - I can make your hair beautiful if you would just take off the headphones".
And once again the blonde replies, "I can't, I'll die".
The hairstylist proceeds to cut her hair.
While doing so the blonde falls asleep. The hairstylist quickly thinks
to herself - I will remove the headphones and replace them before she wakes
up, I'll make her hair beautiful. Seconds after doing this the blonde falls
off the chair. The hairdresser checked her and she wasn't breathing.
Dying to know what was keeping her alive
with the headphones on, The hairsytlist places them on her head. And she
hears............
"Breathe in, breathe out - breathe in,
breath out - ........"
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