| A bear and a rabbit are walking through
the woods when they come across a golden frog. They think this is an amazing
discovery and they are even more amazed when it talks to them. The golden
frog admits that he is a magical frog, and doesn't often meet other residents
of the forest, but when he does, he grants them three wishes each.
The bear immediately asks that all the
other bears in the forest be female. The frog immediately grants this wish.
The rabbit, after thinking for a while, asks for a crash helmet and one
appears, which he places on his head.
The bear is amazed at this, but carries
on with his next wish. He asks that all the bears in the neighboring forests
be female as well. This wish is also fulfilled. The rabbit then wishes
that he could have a motorcycle. It appears before him, and he climbs on
board and starts revving the engine.
The bear cannot believe it. He remarks
to the rabbit that he has wasted two wishes. Then, shaking his head, he
makes his final wish, "I wish that all the other bears in the world be
female as well." The frog replies that it has been done and they both turn
to the rabbit for his last wish.
The rabbit thinks for a second, then revs
up the engine and says, "I wish for the bear to be gay!" and promptly drives
off as fast as he can!
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