One day there was a guy who was driving
to a nearby town. He was in a hurry, so he took a back road to get there
faster, when all of a sudden his car broke down. A nearby farmer saw him
stranded so he invited him to stay the night. He said, "The only bed I
have that you can sleep in is with my daughter, but if I catch you fooling
around with her I'll shoot you". "To make sure that you don't I'm going
to put some eggs between both of you and if they are broken in the morning
then you are going to die".
So the guy agreed. In the middle of the
night the girl wanted to get it on so they did. In the middle of the skirmish
they broke all of the eggs. The guy didn't want to get shot so he cleaned
up the mess and glued the egg shells back together.
In the morning the farmer came into his
daughter's room and found that all of the eggs were still intact. The farmer
was so happy that he invited the guy to have breakfast with him. So he
gathered up all of the eggs and took them to the kitchen. He cracked the
first one open and nothing was inside it. He cracked the second one and
still nothing and so on.
When he found out that all of them had
nothing in them he grabbed his shotgun and ran outside. He opened the chicken
shed door and yelled out "ALLRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU ROOSTERS HAS BEEN
USING CONDOMS?!?"
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