A bear goes into the bar and says to the bartender "Hey bartender give me a beer." The bartender says " We don't serve beer to bears in the bar."

The Bear says " What do you mean you don't serve beer to bears in the bar? If you don't serve me a beer I'm going to go to the end of the bar and eat that women at the end of the bar."

The batender says" I told you we don't serve beer to bears in the bar." So the bear goes and eats the women at the end of the bar and comes back and says. " Now will you serve me a beer?"

The bartender says " Now you've really done it not only do we not sevre beer to bears in the bar we don't serve beer to bears with substance abuse problems."

The bears says "Substance abuse problems???" "

Ye that's a BAR - BITCH - YOU - ATE !!